We're just not talking about it. Move along, there's nothing to see here.
I attempted to create the cute faux marble look. Used acetone to smudge out my black, layered some white on top, wanted to be cutesy and use a bubblegum pink base instead of the stereotypical white base. No. Even the unicorns could've save this one. Next!
I mean, I enjoyed Cindy's ballgown, though, for a couple of days:
